








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5591 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6993 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 4533 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1596 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,050,844 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3293 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrisR | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | JOHNTHELANDLORD | 50% | 212 |
| #3 | SenTeX | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrisR | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | JOHNTHELANDLORD | 50% | 212 |
| #3 | SenTeX | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOHNTHELANDLORD | 20 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | SenTeX | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOHNTHELANDLORD | 430 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | SenTeX | 164 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | chrisR | 117 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrisR | +8.20 | 96 | 60 |
| #2 | JOHNTHELANDLORD | +1.09 | 52 | 62 |
| #3 | SenTeX | +0.38 | 58 | 57 |
| #4 | Not Aljazinhoo | -0.09 | 43 | 53 |





