








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1534 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1822 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1279 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1384 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,313 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jc^^ | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Nikwitz ツ | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | GNOOO | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | JoenseN | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Østervemb | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nikwitz ツ | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | GNOOO | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | JoenseN | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Østervemb | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | .VipZ | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoenseN | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Østervemb | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | .VipZ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoenseN | 85 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | jc^^ | 48 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | Østervemb | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nikwitz ツ | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | .VipZ | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoenseN | +7.78 | 91 | 73 |
| #2 | .VipZ | +3.38 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Nikwitz ツ | +1.47 | 77 | 44 |
| #4 | jc^^ | +1.11 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | Brunstige Egern! | -0.07 | 59 | 65 |





