








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




158 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 192 | 21% |
| Smokes | 313 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 262 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 158 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $76,461 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammakko Panee | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | Jomaz??? | 52% | 110 |
| #3 | okiriisi | 49% | 362 |
| #4 | Juhni | 44% | 57 |
| #5 | Juhni | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammakko Panee | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | Jomaz??? | 52% | 110 |
| #3 | okiriisi | 49% | 362 |
| #4 | Juhni | 44% | 57 |
| #5 | Juhni | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | okiriisi | 203 | 0.0299 |
| #2 | Jomaz??? | 64 | 0.0307 |
| #3 | Juhni | 30 | 0.0338 |
| #4 | Juhni | 24 | 0.0214 |
| #5 | Sammakko Panee | 7 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | okiriisi | 1373 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #2 | Juhni | 264 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jomaz??? | 191 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Juhni | 183 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sammakko Panee | 66 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | okiriisi | +7.25 | 86 | 39 |
| #2 | Sammakko Panee | +1.23 | 77 | 41 |
| #3 | Juhni | +1.15 | 66 | 41 |
| #4 | Juhni | +1.00 | 52 | 40 |
| #5 | Jomaz??? | -0.56 | 61 | 35 |





