








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 533 | 43% |
| Smokes | 301 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 200 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 192 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $19,732 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1du | 27% | 22 |
| #2 | Ryomen | 20% | 15 |
| #3 | Hat and clogs guy bandit.gg | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1du | 27% | 22 |
| #2 | Ryomen | 20% | 15 |
| #3 | Hat and clogs guy bandit.gg | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1du | 14 | 0.0362 |
| #2 | Ryomen | 14 | 0.0625 |
| #3 | Hat and clogs guy bandit.gg | 3 | 0.0375 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1du | 156 | 0.40 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ryomen | 75 | 0.33 | 0 min |
| #3 | Hat and clogs guy bandit.gg | 16 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1du | +2.93 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | Ryomen | +0.71 | 76 | 45 |
| #3 | Rick Grimes | -1.68 | 80 | 47 |
| #4 | Hat and clogs guy bandit.gg | -6.04 | 69 | 28 |





