








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 334 | 21% |
| Smokes | 117 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 449 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $370,740 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaLinNG | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Professor Tee | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Chumi | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Jackson | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Professor Tee | +6.08 | 60 | 56 |
| #2 | DaLinNG | +2.16 | 63 | 43 |
| #3 | Jackson | +1.34 | 52 | 40 |
| #4 | Chumi | +0.23 | 41 | 55 |
| #5 | ffgaming | -3.89 | 24 | 28 |





