








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1623 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2241 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1379 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2418 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,373 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M5 5UKA | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | Убийца | 49% | 148 |
| #3 | gwrls.exe | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | Mein Higger | 42% | 50 |
| #5 | SpeedWeed™ | 41% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Убийца | 63 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | SpeedWeed™ | 15 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | M5 5UKA | 15 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | gwrls.exe | 8 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Mein Higger | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M5 5UKA | +4.12 | 83 | 29 |
| #2 | SpeedWeed™ | +3.33 | 81 | 40 |
| #3 | Убийца | +3.13 | 75 | 37 |
| #4 | Mein Higger | +2.09 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | gwrls.exe | +1.29 | 54 | 40 |





