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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 197 | 23% |
| Smokes | 89 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 327 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 255 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $374,290 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RiKo:) | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | tbm69 | 63% | 64 |
| #3 | w1ESA👑 | 61% | 70 |
| #4 | M3N1AK | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | derwulach | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RiKo:) | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | tbm69 | 63% | 64 |
| #3 | w1ESA👑 | 61% | 70 |
| #4 | M3N1AK | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | derwulach | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1ESA👑 | 22 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | tbm69 | 14 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | derwulach | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | RiKo:) | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | M3N1AK | 2 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1ESA👑 | 135 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | derwulach | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | RiKo:) | 57 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | tbm69 | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | M3N1AK | 34 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tbm69 | +5.62 | 85 | 37 |
| #2 | M3N1AK | +3.75 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | w1ESA👑 | +3.69 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | RiKo:) | +3.29 | 66 | 52 |
| #5 | derwulach | +0.98 | 57 | 30 |





