








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 35% |
| Smokes | 844 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 519 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 557 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,924 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marsello | 36% | 39 |
| #2 | Pyvaf | 35% | 101 |
| #3 | Pikæhu_PL | 29% | 56 |
| #4 | Ninja | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marsello | 36% | 39 |
| #2 | Pyvaf | 35% | 101 |
| #3 | Pikæhu_PL | 29% | 56 |
| #4 | Ninja | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyvaf | 36 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | marsello | 24 | 0.0323 |
| #3 | Pikæhu_PL | 8 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyvaf | 280 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | marsello | 194 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pikæhu_PL | 169 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ninja | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marsello | +5.96 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | Pyvaf | +0.24 | 27 | 38 |
| #3 | Pikæhu_PL | -1.37 | 22 | 40 |
| #4 | Grosan | -5.93 | 13 | 46 |
| #5 | Ninja | -9.58 | 1 | 12 |





