








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3832 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2978 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2368 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1074 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $892,806 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr.grape | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | Duviodo | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | Raivo | 46% | 24 |
| 45% | 38 | ||
| 43% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Raivo | 46% | 24 |
| 45% | 38 | ||
| 43% | 98 | ||
| #6 | Žurk | 42% | 36 |
| 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr.grape | 17 | 0.0252 |
| 13 | 0.0066 | ||
| 6 | 0.0073 | ||
| #4 | Raivo | 5 | 0.0100 |
| 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 160 | 0.08 | 4 min | ||
| 84 | 0.10 | 2 min | ||
| #3 | mr.grape | 72 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| 61 | 0.17 | 1 min | ||
| #5 | Raivo | 53 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raivo | +2.18 | 60 | 64 |
| +1.78 | 86 | 46 | ||
| #3 | Rodzzaa | +1.42 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | mr.grape | +0.50 | 69 | 40 |
| -0.83 | 59 | 48 |





