








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
98 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 32 | 16% |
| Smokes | 37 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 61 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 70 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,100 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kroac | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Ech•̀ ω •́ | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | Bruh | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | FURR | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | OZEN | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ech•̀ ω •́ | 2 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | irusan_san | 1 | 0.0227 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ech•̀ ω •́ | +8.32 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | PartyNextDrrrr | +2.22 | 53 | 37 |
| #3 | Edoz | idling | +0.98 | 55 | 65 |
| #4 | Kroac | +0.09 | 39 | 85 |
| #5 | OZEN | -0.32 | 68 | 52 |





