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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1287 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1178 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1190 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1021 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,331 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white circle 2 | 49% | 85 |
| #2 | 🌙 | 49% | 223 |
| #3 | Valeto | 36% | 64 |
| #4 | Sigma67Ninjer | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white circle 2 | 49% | 85 |
| #2 | 🌙 | 49% | 223 |
| #3 | Valeto | 36% | 64 |
| #4 | Sigma67Ninjer | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🌙 | 48 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | white circle 2 | 22 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Valeto | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Sigma67Ninjer | 7 | 0.0206 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white circle 2 | 428 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | 🌙 | 288 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Valeto | 106 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sigma67Ninjer | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goth Girl Paw Job | +2.30 | 54 | 42 |
| #2 | white circle 2 | +1.91 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | 🌙 | -1.38 | 36 | 28 |
| #4 | Valeto | -2.81 | 34 | 39 |
| #5 | Sigma67Ninjer | -3.03 | 23 | 18 |





