








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Wingman | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3470 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3261 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1966 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1779 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $531,423 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murzugoat | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | Neyx | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | murzu | 53% | 53 |
| #4 | Zoi Zoi | 50% | 105 |
| #5 | 一七厘米 | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murzugoat | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | Neyx | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | murzu | 53% | 53 |
| #4 | Zoi Zoi | 50% | 105 |
| #5 | 一七厘米 | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zoi Zoi | 32 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | Neyx | 15 | 0.0427 |
| #3 | murzu | 12 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | 一七厘米 | 12 | 0.0194 |
| #5 | murzugoat | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murzugoat | 155 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | murzu | 145 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Zoi Zoi | 140 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | 一七厘米 | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Neyx | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neyx | +6.39 | 94 | 35 |
| #2 | murzu | +2.66 | 71 | 49 |
| #3 | O)))) | +2.51 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | murzugoat | +1.26 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | Zoi Zoi | +1.15 | 71 | 48 |





