








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 767 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1326 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1228 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1647 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1466 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,299,879 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1044 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 13zhao | 83% | 23 |
| #2 | d3wkzzzzz | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | 9bit | 65% | 69 |
| #4 | 9Jit | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | 1997 Toyota Tacoma | 59% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 13zhao | 83% | 23 |
| #2 | d3wkzzzzz | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | 9bit | 65% | 69 |
| #4 | 9Jit | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | 1997 Toyota Tacoma | 59% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1997 Toyota Tacoma | 12 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | d3wkzzzzz | 7 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | 9Jit | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | 13zhao | 4 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | 9bit | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9bit | 133 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | 9Jit | 94 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | d3wkzzzzz | 67 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | 1997 Toyota Tacoma | 51 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | 13zhao | 24 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 13zhao | +4.07 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | 9bit | +3.98 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | m0zzy666 | +3.90 | 90 | 41 |
| #4 | d3wkzzzzz | -1.39 | 17 | 18 |
| #5 | 9Jit | -2.41 | 53 | 44 |





