








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3055 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2822 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3162 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2883 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,974 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 732 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΚΚΚΚΙ¨ΦΗΦΦΗ | 50% | 36 |
| #2 | Hentai!! Kassikettu | 50% | 221 |
| #3 | β‘juhisβ‘ | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | ππ’π’π³π¦ | 41% | 39 |
| #5 | εΏθ
ε
εΌ | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEPPO. | +3.16 | 53 | 59 |
| #2 | ΚΚΚΚΙ¨ΦΗΦΦΗ | -0.20 | 43 | 39 |
| #3 | Hentai!! Kassikettu | -1.46 | 42 | 47 |
| #4 | β‘juhisβ‘ | -1.60 | 29 | 43 |
| #5 | ππ’π’π³π¦ | -2.59 | 47 | 42 |





