








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1026 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9051 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8868 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6456 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6218 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,584,246 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1095 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PHallina | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | CRASiSWE | 52% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PHallina | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | CRASiSWE | 52% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRASiSWE | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | PHallina | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRASiSWE | 634 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | PHallina | 394 | 0.34 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karby | +1.26 | 59 | 70 |
| #2 | CRASiSWE | +0.84 | 52 | 74 |
| #3 | PHallina | +0.59 | 61 | 75 |





