








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 944 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 710 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10399 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7352 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5716 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6069 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,575,587 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 808 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ nooT | 57% | 80 |
| #2 | xImSaltySebi | 52% | 218 |
| #3 | »Epic ☆ | 48% | 288 |
| #4 | UwU | 46% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ nooT | 57% | 80 |
| #2 | xImSaltySebi | 52% | 218 |
| #3 | »Epic ☆ | 48% | 288 |
| #4 | UwU | 46% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UwU | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | »Epic ☆ | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | xImSaltySebi | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ✪ nooT | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »Epic ☆ | 883 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | UwU | 765 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | xImSaltySebi | 267 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | ✪ nooT | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »Epic ☆ | +2.64 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | ✪ nooT | +0.77 | 61 | 40 |
| #3 | »Naboiii ☆ | +0.34 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | xImSaltySebi | -0.59 | 44 | 53 |
| #5 | UwU | -0.91 | 57 | 53 |





