








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4573 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5477 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3650 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3298 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,499 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | skullso | 48% | 46 |
| #6 | Topi | 47% | 98 |
| #7 | pommiteline | 47% | 45 |
| #8 | ﷼SpaceBenkku﷼ | 45% | 38 |
| #9 | PaSi | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domsu | 451 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | Topi | 340 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Luikku | 288 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | ﷼SpaceBenkku﷼ | 197 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | PaSi | 147 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domsu | +2.32 | 52 | 66 |
| #2 | Topi | +1.67 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | PaSi | +1.64 | 61 | 70 |
| #4 | Luikku | +0.27 | 51 | 62 |
| #5 | ﷼SpaceBenkku﷼ | +0.22 | 48 | 59 |





