








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 159 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3688 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6158 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3621 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4567 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,408,187 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1028 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigBober. | 54% | 107 |
| #2 | Yakusii | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | plmm3ll3ck3r_007 | 50% | 423 |
| #4 | TrobbelAce | 47% | 156 |
| #5 | Nutte Nutti | 47% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Yakusii | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | plmm3ll3ck3r_007 | 50% | 423 |
| #4 | TrobbelAce | 47% | 156 |
| #5 | Nutte Nutti | 47% | 112 |
| #6 | Terrorblade | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plmm3ll3ck3r_007 | 106 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Nutte Nutti | 22 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | BigBober. | 16 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | TrobbelAce | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Terrorblade | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigBober. | 590 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #2 | plmm3ll3ck3r_007 | 513 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | TrobbelAce | 125 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nutte Nutti | 71 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yakusii | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigBober. | +3.89 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | Terrorblade | +2.34 | 80 | 24 |
| #3 | Dark_PsYcHoTiX | +1.09 | 38 | 57 |
| #4 | plmm3ll3ck3r_007 | -0.72 | 13 | 58 |
| #5 | Yakusii | -1.45 | 39 | 31 |





