








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2380 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1943 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2451 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1018 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $373,606 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nosleep nawee | 49% | 65 |
| #2 | BorovičkaPower_PurP3l | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | ♥•Nikolka•♥ GGDROP.COM | 43% | 90 |
| #4 | シャドウゴースト | 39% | 132 |
| #5 | graciik | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BorovičkaPower_PurP3l | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | ♥•Nikolka•♥ GGDROP.COM | 43% | 90 |
| #4 | シャドウゴースト | 39% | 132 |
| #5 | graciik | 38% | 21 |
| #6 | KristianS | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nosleep nawee | 19 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | BorovičkaPower_PurP3l | 12 | 0.0245 |
| #3 | シャドウゴースト | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ♥•Nikolka•♥ GGDROP.COM | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | KristianS | 5 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シャドウゴースト | 307 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | ♥•Nikolka•♥ GGDROP.COM | 280 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | nosleep nawee | 181 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | BorovičkaPower_PurP3l | 77 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | KristianS | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nosleep nawee | +4.43 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | graciik | +2.24 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | KristianS | +1.76 | 47 | 31 |
| #4 | ♥•Nikolka•♥ GGDROP.COM | +0.61 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | シャドウゴースト | -0.99 | 46 | 62 |





