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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 113 | 16% |
| Smokes | 218 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 197 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 162 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,380 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CSGOSKINS UN1JAT | 29% | 7 |
| #2 | I have no aim | 27% | 15 |
| #3 | EastFrisian | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CSGOSKINS UN1JAT | 29% | 7 |
| #2 | I have no aim | 27% | 15 |
| #3 | EastFrisian | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I have no aim | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I have no aim | 60 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | EastFrisian | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | CSGOSKINS UN1JAT | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pred | -1.37 | 29 | 23 |
| #2 | I have no aim | -2.09 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | CSGOSKINS UN1JAT | -3.06 | 12 | 28 |
| #4 | EastFrisian | -5.32 | 4 | 39 |





