








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1096 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 563 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3331 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3888 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3842 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3456 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,887,572 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PápaFeri | 49% | 39 |
| #2 | Bozont | 48% | 58 |
| #3 | Subaru Impreza WRX STI 2006 | 47% | 167 |
| #4 | Szain | 47% | 143 |
| #5 | Jampy's - pocok1351 | 46% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Bozont | 48% | 58 |
| #3 | Subaru Impreza WRX STI 2006 | 47% | 167 |
| #4 | Szain | 47% | 143 |
| #5 | Jampy's - pocok1351 | 46% | 151 |
| #6 | Benitoo | 44% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Subaru Impreza WRX STI 2006 | 22 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Jampy's - pocok1351 | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Benitoo | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | PápaFeri | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Szain | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Subaru Impreza WRX STI 2006 | 442 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Szain | 439 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Benitoo | 175 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bozont | 158 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jampy's - pocok1351 | 144 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | David | +0.52 | 78 | 53 |
| #2 | Subaru Impreza WRX STI 2006 | +0.24 | 60 | 70 |
| #3 | Szain | -0.03 | 74 | 77 |
| #4 | PápaFeri | -0.43 | 33 | 59 |
| #5 | Bozont | -1.00 | 29 | 66 |





