








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 302 matches | ||
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Wingman | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




189 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4873 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3871 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3587 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4462 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,625,164 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UrciteNieMarek | 52 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Koky | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Patooooooooo | 16 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | topys | 10 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | 24haurs | 8 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koky | +3.07 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Patooooooooo | +2.88 | 83 | 50 |
| #3 | 👻 | +1.35 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | topys | -0.04 | 66 | 22 |
| #5 | UrciteNieMarek | -0.29 | 69 | 61 |





