








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 388 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1553 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3406 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2542 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2698 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,925,487 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kygo | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | ! Kajuzas | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | AK-27 | 51% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kygo | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | ! Kajuzas | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | AK-27 | 51% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kygo | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ! Kajuzas | 6 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | AK-27 | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AK-27 | 210 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | ! Kajuzas | 148 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kygo | 111 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ! Kajuzas | +1.05 | 62 | 70 |
| #2 | Kygo | +0.94 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | AK-27 | +0.63 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | Inkariukas | +0.42 | 61 | 42 |





