








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 272 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2000 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2437 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1887 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2045 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $870,582 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1894 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kraken The Legend | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | boob | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | xNataS | 50% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kraken The Legend | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | boob | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | xNataS | 50% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xNataS | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | boob | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Kraken The Legend | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xNataS | 456 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Kraken The Legend | 117 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | boob | 107 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xNataS | +4.33 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | Kraken The Legend | +0.89 | 49 | 55 |
| #3 | Jessie Pinkman | +0.22 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | boob | -0.57 | 47 | 38 |





