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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 345 | 29% |
| Smokes | 355 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 329 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 146 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,908 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAzt | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | kamla. | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | bx3x | 41% | 39 |
| #4 | andu | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | skodafabia | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAzt | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | kamla. | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | bx3x | 41% | 39 |
| #4 | andu | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | skodafabia | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAzt | 3 | 0.0234 |
| #2 | kamla. | 2 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | bx3x | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | skodafabia | 1 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bx3x | 68 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | mAzt | 23 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | kamla. | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | andu | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | skodafabia | 12 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bx3x | +1.17 | 52 | 50 |
| #2 | andu | +1.15 | 50 | 51 |
| #3 | sanzu | +0.14 | 73 | 44 |
| #4 | mAzt | -1.42 | 52 | 79 |
| #5 | skodafabia | -2.99 | 20 | 49 |





