








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 318 matches | ||
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,878 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3457 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4461 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3730 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4230 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,813,777 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | przksk | 56% | 194 |
| #2 | goon | 49% | 430 |
| #3 | Artur_16 | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | przksk | 56% | 194 |
| #2 | goon | 49% | 430 |
| #3 | Artur_16 | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goon | 92 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | przksk | 29 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Artur_16 | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | przksk | 425 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | goon | 396 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Artur_16 | 12 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂greeek | +4.05 | 77 | 48 |
| #2 | przksk | +1.46 | 87 | 44 |
| #3 | goon | -2.44 | 64 | 26 |
| #4 | Artur_16 | -5.91 | 12 | 11 |





