








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1048 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 482 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1172 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1286 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 877 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,702,864 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaZe penisMoneY | 53 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Tabletop Simulator | 10 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | 2024 ***** Winter Sale | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Roton | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Blockaroz | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaZe penisMoneY | 919 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | Roton | 107 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Blockaroz | 67 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | 2024 ***** Winter Sale | 23 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tabletop Simulator | 21 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roton | +4.95 | 81 | 40 |
| #2 | Tabletop Simulator | +2.04 | 32 | 34 |
| #3 | FaZe penisMoneY | +1.56 | 57 | 29 |
| #4 | trackpad demon | +0.71 | 64 | 17 |
| #5 | 2024 ***** Winter Sale | -4.44 | 9 | 5 |





