








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3599 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3303 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2892 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2379 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,013,835 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaZeR | 56% | 310 |
| #2 | Miikael Jääkson | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | ajuvaba isik | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | udontwantdissmoke | 50% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaZeR | 56% | 310 |
| #2 | Miikael Jääkson | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | ajuvaba isik | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | udontwantdissmoke | 50% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaZeR | 21 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ajuvaba isik | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Miikael Jääkson | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | udontwantdissmoke | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaZeR | 671 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | udontwantdissmoke | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | ajuvaba isik | 67 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Miikael Jääkson | 19 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaZeR | +2.75 | 63 | 49 |
| #2 | Average skyblock player | +0.64 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | udontwantdissmoke | -0.22 | 67 | 39 |
| #4 | Miikael Jääkson | -0.29 | 66 | 43 |
| #5 | ajuvaba isik | -0.31 | 47 | 46 |





