








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 739 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1774 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1067 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 598 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,879 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vi4n | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | lum1no | 45% | 38 |
| #3 | dräparn88 | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | TrazorB | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | лук | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TrazorB | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | лук | 40% | 55 |
| #6 | sigma sigma freddy | 38% | 29 |
| #7 | Sille | 34% | 29 |
| #8 | Algen08 | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | лук | 12 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Sille | 11 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | Vi4n | 9 | 0.0261 |
| #4 | Algen08 | 8 | 0.0157 |
| #5 | lum1no | 6 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | лук | 138 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | sigma sigma freddy | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | TrazorB | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | lum1no | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sille | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lum1no | +5.96 | 90 | 48 |
| #2 | Algen08 | +3.43 | 71 | 31 |
| #3 | Vi4n | +2.90 | 93 | 39 |
| #4 | dräparn88 | +1.63 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | лук | +0.52 | 55 | 52 |





