








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 814 | 43% |
| Smokes | 331 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 394 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,422 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jai | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Sujan | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | M1LL1ON | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Haku | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jai | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Sujan | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | M1LL1ON | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Haku | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sujan | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | M1LL1ON | 4 | 0.0388 |
| #3 | Haku | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sujan | 211 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Haku | 49 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | M1LL1ON | 29 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jai | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jai | +2.84 | 59 | 16 |
| #2 | Haku | +1.51 | 93 | 70 |
| #3 | Isak | +0.88 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | Sujan | +0.66 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | M1LL1ON | -1.03 | 55 | 74 |





