








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 778 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 199 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3044 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2063 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2548 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1646 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,141,311 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pierre | +3.94 | 52 | 41 |
| #2 | Sephic | +1.60 | 63 | 45 |
| #3 | ⌬morebagels | -0.96 | 25 | 37 |
| #4 | K1llerChimera | -2.37 | 14 | 19 |
| #5 | Tactiy | -4.53 | 4 | 37 |





