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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 120 | 6% |
| Smokes | 499 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 668 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 569 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $54,325 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Huei | 40% | 5 |
| #9 | 我想給你媽媽注射 | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | 看到这么多评论,遇到 | 29% | 7 |
| #11 | Nijika Ijichi | 25% | 4 |
| #12 | Lilith | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liu Ru Yan | 10 | 0.0281 |
| #2 | 我玩R8 | 4 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | 看到这么多评论,遇到 | 4 | 0.0308 |
| #4 | 我想給你媽媽注射 | 3 | 0.0341 |
| #5 | WhAt yOu GeT | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liu Ru Yan | +5.54 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | Lilith | +0.97 | 56 | 30 |
| #3 | WhAt yOu GeT | +0.24 | 76 | 38 |
| #4 | Bashaus Raumas | -0.04 | 33 | 12 |
| #5 | SIUUUPEEK | -0.07 | 54 | 15 |





