








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 134 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1741 | 36% |
| Smokes | 736 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1361 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 939 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,711 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allu | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | ODUG | 47% | 140 |
| #3 | noob | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allu | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | ODUG | 47% | 140 |
| #3 | noob | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODUG | 47 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | allu | 22 | 0.0199 |
| #3 | noob | 22 | 0.0217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODUG | 284 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | noob | 125 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | allu | 87 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allu | +6.30 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | ODUG | +3.18 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | Jartsu henrik Tiihonen | -0.42 | 50 | 61 |
| #4 | noob | -4.23 | 44 | 34 |





