








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2043 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1694 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1726 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1320 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,169,619 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaeven | 365 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Elkkis | 170 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | ImTrash | 66 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | eltzbtw | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | JOHN WICK ALIAS mau | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eltzbtw | +7.90 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | Aaeven | +3.43 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | ImTrash | +2.41 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | JOHN WICK ALIAS mau | +1.83 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | Cauzez | +1.54 | 72 | 50 |





