








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1658 | 35% |
| Smokes | 726 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1213 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1078 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $346,710 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piNDos | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | *-КрYчE_Бога_u_ЦаРя-* | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Lorem | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | sche1sse | 35% | 17 |
| #5 | Wasab1 | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piNDos | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | *-КрYчE_Бога_u_ЦаРя-* | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Lorem | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | sche1sse | 35% | 17 |
| #5 | Wasab1 | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *-КрYчE_Бога_u_ЦаРя-* | 3 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | sche1sse | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Lorem | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | piNDos | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Wasab1 | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lorem | 60 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | *-КрYчE_Бога_u_ЦаРя-* | 27 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | sche1sse | 22 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Wasab1 | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | piNDos | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piNDos | +4.86 | 66 | 59 |
| #2 | *-КрYчE_Бога_u_ЦаРя-* | +2.84 | 52 | 62 |
| #3 | null | +1.95 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | Lorem | -3.75 | 35 | 60 |
| #5 | Wasab1 | -4.67 | 61 | 47 |





