








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4228 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3754 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3462 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3796 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,013,564 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krip | 50% | 263 |
| #2 | Asus 9090Ti Msi 69GB Rog strix | 48% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krip | 50% | 263 |
| #2 | Asus 9090Ti Msi 69GB Rog strix | 48% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asus 9090Ti Msi 69GB Rog strix | 43 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Krip | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asus 9090Ti Msi 69GB Rog strix | 953 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | Krip | 485 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAH | +1.21 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | Krip | -0.78 | 57 | 51 |
| #3 | Asus 9090Ti Msi 69GB Rog strix | -2.12 | 64 | 53 |





