








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 601 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 651 | 9% |
| Smokes | 933 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2479 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3020 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $251,517 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 618 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [240KM/H PEEK] Kugelblitz | 43% | 58 |
| #2 | Dennis | 43% | 527 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [240KM/H PEEK] Kugelblitz | 43% | 58 |
| #2 | Dennis | 43% | 527 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dennis | 43 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | [240KM/H PEEK] Kugelblitz | 10 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dennis | 527 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | [240KM/H PEEK] Kugelblitz | 67 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [240KM/H PEEK] Kugelblitz | +4.64 | 78 | 34 |
| #2 | Dennis | +3.77 | 80 | 43 |
| #3 | Fabianð’‰ | -2.96 | 35 | 27 |





