








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 580 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2923 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5346 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 2177 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1897 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $583,957 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 492 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F3N0L | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Matta | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | OliverP98 | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Edlavic | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | Hadjememaar | 53% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hadjememaar | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | buurmeisje | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | TopShotKenny | 6 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Edlavic | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Matta | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hadjememaar | +1.18 | 26 | 63 |
| #2 | Edlavic | +0.05 | 26 | 59 |
| #3 | TopShotKenny | -0.24 | 31 | 55 |
| #4 | Brelieve | -0.57 | 32 | 57 |
| #5 | OliverP98 | -0.66 | 61 | 48 |





