








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7404 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5637 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5050 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3361 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,269 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vizeo ShoZa | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | Dracola | 57% | 77 |
| #3 | matt | 57% | 86 |
| #4 | ✪ Sartox™ | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | MoOX | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vizeo ShoZa | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | Dracola | 57% | 77 |
| #3 | matt | 57% | 86 |
| #4 | ✪ Sartox™ | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | MoOX | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matt | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Dracola | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ✪ Sartox™ | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Vizeo ShoZa | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matt | 270 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | ✪ Sartox™ | 122 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Vizeo ShoZa | 117 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dracola | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | MoOX | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matt | +2.99 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Thomas | +1.69 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | MoOX | -0.36 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | Dracola | -0.72 | 75 | 38 |
| #5 | ✪ Sartox™ | -0.98 | 53 | 60 |





