








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 296 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2821 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2844 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2466 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3075 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,715 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Σdel Maxiking028 | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Σdel Valicy | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | Σdel Morphium¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Σdel Maxiking028 | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Σdel Valicy | 50% | 64 |
| #3 | Σdel Morphium¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Σdel Valicy | 10 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Σdel Morphium¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Σdel Valicy | 170 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Σdel Maxiking028 | 69 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Σdel Morphium¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Σdel Valicy | +2.37 | 38 | 48 |
| #2 | [GER] Wolf_HD57 | +1.69 | 48 | 59 |
| #3 | Σdel Morphium¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | -0.43 | 34 | 57 |
| #4 | Σdel Maxiking028 | -2.89 | 27 | 43 |





