








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1100 | 34% |
| Smokes | 913 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 700 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 529 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,612 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadLooK | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Diversant | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | Nooob | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | Ed!k | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Sinzo3 | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadLooK | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Diversant | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | Nooob | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | Ed!k | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Sinzo3 | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nooob | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Sinzo3 | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nooob | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Diversant | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ed!k | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | MadLooK | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Sinzo3 | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadLooK | +4.15 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | Nooob | +2.56 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | Diversant | +2.19 | 51 | 62 |
| #4 | Skillz0r | +0.96 | 57 | 71 |
| #5 | Ed!k | +0.73 | 42 | 69 |





