








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2287 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2795 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2174 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $878,585 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiBomboclat | 51% | 151 |
| #2 | kosttas. | 49% | 167 |
| #3 | 𐂃𐂃 | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | One Timer | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiBomboclat | 51% | 151 |
| #2 | kosttas. | 49% | 167 |
| #3 | 𐂃𐂃 | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | One Timer | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiBomboclat | 19 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | kosttas. | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | 𐂃𐂃 | 6 | 0.0175 |
| #4 | One Timer | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiBomboclat | 438 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | kosttas. | 324 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | One Timer | 106 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | 𐂃𐂃 | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𐂃𐂃 | +2.24 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | MiBomboclat | +1.87 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | kosttas. | +0.76 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Snuuuf | +0.52 | 52 | 67 |
| #5 | One Timer | -1.84 | 54 | 51 |





