








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
141 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 83 | 39% |
| Smokes | 28 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 44 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 58 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $41,806 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordan | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | riqy | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | qZzQ | 69% | 29 |
| #4 | ム TheRuMi012 ム | 68% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordan | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | riqy | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | qZzQ | 69% | 29 |
| #4 | ム TheRuMi012 ム | 68% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム TheRuMi012 ム | 7 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | qZzQ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム TheRuMi012 ム | 127 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | qZzQ | 69 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jordan | 7 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #4 | riqy | 6 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riqy | +9.01 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | ム TheRuMi012 ム | +5.84 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Jordan | +3.30 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | qZzQ | +3.16 | 82 | 52 |
| #5 | Vayps | -3.15 | 38 | 19 |





