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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 125 | 11% |
| Smokes | 423 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 238 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 313 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,886 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spermiarz18 | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Trebuh | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Nieszpor | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | WaIers | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Kałasznikow | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aim_fentmaster | 4 | 0.0417 |
| #2 | WaIers | 3 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Kałasznikow | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | bdjqp | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Nieszpor | 1 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spermiarz18 | +8.52 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | WaIers | +4.30 | 73 | 44 |
| #3 | aim_fentmaster | +2.70 | 73 | 29 |
| #4 | Kałasznikow | +2.58 | 56 | 45 |
| #5 | Nieszpor | +1.26 | 81 | 31 |





