








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Renown | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1378 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1238 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1403 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1755 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,959 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr_Freeeedy | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | kejzino | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Boonks | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | ferikkusu | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr_Freeeedy | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | kejzino | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Boonks | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | ferikkusu | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr_Freeeedy | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | kejzino | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ferikkusu | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr_Freeeedy | 92 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Boonks | 46 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ferikkusu | 30 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | kejzino | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kejzino | +2.78 | 91 | 25 |
| #2 | mr_Freeeedy | +1.41 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | samo. | +1.09 | 83 | 47 |
| #4 | Boonks | +1.04 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | ferikkusu | +0.96 | 96 | 61 |





