








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1194 | 31% |
| Smokes | 873 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 852 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 880 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,882 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4t1ell0 | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Grzechu | 62% | 89 |
| #3 | WilAR ッ | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Szumiks | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | CH0 | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Grzechu | 62% | 89 |
| #3 | WilAR ッ | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Szumiks | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | CH0 | 57% | 7 |
| #6 | maL1nA | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grzechu | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | m4t1ell0 | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Szumiks | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grzechu | 180 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | m4t1ell0 | 80 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | maL1nA | 51 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | WilAR ッ | 48 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | Szumiks | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Padaka | +4.06 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | WilAR ッ | +1.88 | 96 | 67 |
| #3 | maL1nA | +1.65 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | m4t1ell0 | +1.32 | 84 | 51 |
| #5 | Szumiks | +0.42 | 64 | 59 |





