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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 319 | 16% |
| Smokes | 447 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 587 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 591 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,933 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adi | 50% | 48 |
| #2 | Razvannec_btw | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | M2 Denny <3 | 45% | 84 |
| #4 | Cezar | 45% | 67 |
| #5 | just_truf | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Cezar | 45% | 67 |
| #5 | just_truf | 41% | 34 |
| #6 | Tep | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | Al3xR0 лол ツ | 33% | 12 |
| #8 | necrutatindustries | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M2 Denny <3 | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Cezar | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | necrutatindustries | 2 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | adi | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Al3xR0 лол ツ | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M2 Denny <3 | 108 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | adi | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Cezar | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | just_truf | 61 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Razvannec_btw | 20 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big G | +2.37 | 78 | 49 |
| #2 | adi | +1.97 | 62 | 54 |
| #3 | M2 Denny <3 | +0.23 | 65 | 56 |
| #4 | Cezar | -0.43 | 46 | 57 |
| #5 | Tep | -2.21 | 64 | 63 |





