








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15 | 2% |
| Smokes | 34 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 375 | 56% |
| Molotovs | 241 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,398 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YaBoiFoxy | 43% | 28 |
| #2 | Aloha | 40% | 45 |
| #3 | K1siNs | 31% | 35 |
| #4 | Mr. ๆๆๅฎไป | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐น | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Aloha | 40% | 45 |
| #3 | K1siNs | 31% | 35 |
| #4 | Mr. ๆๆๅฎไป | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐น | 13% | 8 |
| #6 | Wilson | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aloha | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | K1siNs | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Mr. ๆๆๅฎไป | 1 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Wilson | 1 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1siNs | 147 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Aloha | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | Mr. ๆๆๅฎไป | 11 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | YaBoiFoxy | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Wilson | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilson | +4.25 | 55 | 54 |
| #2 | K1siNs | +2.62 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | YaBoiFoxy | -1.63 | 19 | 22 |
| #4 | Aloha | -1.98 | 28 | 29 |
| #5 | ShadowShinigami | -2.13 | 20 | 13 |





