








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1284 | 28% |
| Smokes | 951 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1367 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1026 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,540 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eat3r | 77% | 39 |
| #2 | Kn4aS | 69% | 62 |
| #3 | ziki | 54% | 110 |
| #4 | Soapirino | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eat3r | 77% | 39 |
| #2 | Kn4aS | 69% | 62 |
| #3 | ziki | 54% | 110 |
| #4 | Soapirino | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ziki | 15 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Kn4aS | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Eat3r | 5 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ziki | 616 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #2 | Kn4aS | 227 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Eat3r | 122 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Soapirino | 20 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kn4aS | +4.36 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | Lonely | +2.01 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | ziki | +1.98 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | Eat3r | +0.77 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | Soapirino | -0.32 | 77 | 59 |





