








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2192 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2710 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2181 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2119 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,351,053 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CyrM¤ | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | ✪ Cαяℓσѕ | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | SK | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CyrM¤ | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | ✪ Cαяℓσѕ | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | SK | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Cαяℓσѕ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | SK | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | CyrM¤ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Cαяℓσѕ | 210 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | CyrM¤ | 196 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | SK | 186 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CyrM¤ | +2.25 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | Simp. 165Hz | +1.66 | 89 | 51 |
| #3 | ✪ Cαяℓσѕ | -0.23 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | SK | -1.19 | 41 | 70 |





